Congratulations

You are not a "terrorist" anymore.

You are now an "Overseas Contingency Operationist" or something like that anyway. WooHoo for you!!! We hope you'll play nicer now that you aren't being insulted anymore. Please, please, please be nice to us. OK? OK? I mean really, OK? You ought to put that big knife away. Right? We love you guys now. Oh no! Don't you understand that we want peace? Put that knife away please. Please. Oh my God I am heartily sorry for having... gurgle, gurgle.